Snow Day Like Today

         It snowed in Spokane last night. Liz had to rush off to work but said we would play when she got home. She came home early and took me outside to experience snow for the first time. She made me put on gloves and a scarf and a hat. How am I supposed to terrorize the neighborhood with red mittens on? Idiot human.

I kept falling over in the snow. I'm not a fan. Plus I couldn't even make a snowman with these dumb arms.

Next I needed to go inside and warm up with a snack nom nom nom nom nom.

Then I tried to sneak up on these furry beasts called cats.

                         Abby doesn't see me I might be able to take a nibble without being scratched!

      Cruddy Crudkins she sees me! "Oh hi Abby come a little closer and I will eat you...I mean pet your belly.
        
Liz tired to divert my attention with a 1980's work out machine called the Nordic track.

                       Cruddy Crudkins I'm not tall enough. Liz says that's the story of her life.

After all this excitement I was ready for a nap.

                                I had dreams of roaming the plains and eating lots of cats

I went to the bathroom and took my first selfie. Liz said absolutely no duck lips allowed. 

I met this cat named Abraham. I tricked him into giving me a smooch, so later I can eat him!

Finally, I tried to watch TV with that dog. Liz says her name is Cindy Lou the Kangaroo. Liz says she is the world's best dog. She didn't like my jumping on the love seat (what a disgusting name) so I'm a little skeptical. Also, rumor has it that dog lets the cats eat her food. Every night. The disgrace.

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR, 

T-rex