Snow Day Like Today

         It snowed in Spokane last night. Liz had to rush off to work but said we would play when she got home. She came home early and took me outside to experience snow for the first time. She made me put on gloves and a scarf and a hat. How am I supposed to terrorize the neighborhood with red mittens on? Idiot human.

I kept falling over in the snow. I'm not a fan. Plus I couldn't even make a snowman with these dumb arms.

Next I needed to go inside and warm up with a snack nom nom nom nom nom.

Then I tried to sneak up on these furry beasts called cats.

                         Abby doesn't see me I might be able to take a nibble without being scratched!

      Cruddy Crudkins she sees me! "Oh hi Abby come a little closer and I will eat you...I mean pet your belly.
        
Liz tired to divert my attention with a 1980's work out machine called the Nordic track.

                       Cruddy Crudkins I'm not tall enough. Liz says that's the story of her life.

After all this excitement I was ready for a nap.

                                I had dreams of roaming the plains and eating lots of cats

I went to the bathroom and took my first selfie. Liz said absolutely no duck lips allowed. 

I met this cat named Abraham. I tricked him into giving me a smooch, so later I can eat him!

Finally, I tried to watch TV with that dog. Liz says her name is Cindy Lou the Kangaroo. Liz says she is the world's best dog. She didn't like my jumping on the love seat (what a disgusting name) so I'm a little skeptical. Also, rumor has it that dog lets the cats eat her food. Every night. The disgrace.

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR, 

T-rex

The beginnings

           My owner saw that Reddit was going to have a dinosaur Secret Santa gift exchange. She love's T-rexs. Who doesn't? So she signed up. She wasn't expecting much but thought life needed a little silly fun.  The first message she got from her SS(Secret Santa) was "Hey, I'm your Dino match. What size shirt do you wear, and do you have a Blurg ray player" My owner Liz responded with her shirt size and that she did not have a Blue Ray player. she received a quick response saying " I got a LITTLE TOO EXCITED about dinosaurs and ordered your gift before getting this response. I THINK YOU WILL LIKE IT. I'll post tracking numbers as soon as I have them."
            I couldn't believe my little Dino heart when the people at Modcloth told me I had bee chosen to be sent to Liz!  Liz obsessively checked my tracking across the country and I was waiting on her kitchen table when she came home from a long day at work.
          You should see the crate Modcloth sent me in. It was humiliating. It had pale blue polka dots and inside it said in girly lettering things like "fabulous" and "gorgeous." That is NOT the way to make a ferocious first impression.
        I busted out of my box and saw a woman smiling like a fool and I thought "Oh man....I'm in for it." then I spotted the cats and I thought "Maybe I'll stick around a while and see if I can't get a snack." I showed Liz the mug I brought with me. Liz said it will be perfect for her nightly cup of Celestial Seasons Sleepy Time Tea. I told her "nom nom nom hogwash. My mug T-rex drink ferocious rum nom nom nom."  

Today I had my first day at Liz's house. The morning has been a bit exhausting. Luckily my nap recharged my ferociousness to be able to write a blog about it. In the mean time Liz says I need a name.

Take a vote on the poll to the right. 

I would like to take a moment to thank Liz's SS. I don't think you knew how much fun I would have with this Liz in Spokane. I also love the mug you sent with me. It will make me giggle...I mean give a ferocious RAWRRR a little every time I use it.